You really coming over, don't trick.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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