How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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