awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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