When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
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