Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
don't judge my taste in strippers
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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