He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
So squirting runs in the family.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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