We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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