Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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