Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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