girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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