ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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