fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Randomize
