shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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