I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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