..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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