Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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