Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Randomize
