He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize