everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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