so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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