GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Randomize
