So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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