I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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