i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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