Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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