great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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