I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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