i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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