you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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