Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
We need a shit load of segways right now
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
how drunk are you?
Several
Randomize
