the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
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