So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
