No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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