This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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