Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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