I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I had to cum in my sink.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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