i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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