i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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