You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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