If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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