i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
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