we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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