if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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