Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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