I think i peed on brittanys purse
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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