Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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