My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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