I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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