If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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