i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Randomize
