he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
Randomize
