I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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