I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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