their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
Randomize
