Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Randomize