grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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