Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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